The nearest ocean is 500 miles away. Why does this person have this sticker?

"KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time" (kngt)
04/10/2018 at 20:44 • Filed to: Stickers, SALT LIFE

No, it was not out of state. It was a Jeep. Wrangler. Obviously.

Like this

A little interweb research tells me there’s this stereotype about folks who go to the beach like once a year and immediately get this sticker like they’ve lived in Florida for 10 generations. Is it true? Donno.

DISCUSSION (43)

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/10/2018 at 20:53

Because it’s the new TAP OUT

Chuckles > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/10/2018 at 20:54

These were standard issue in Eastern NC when I lived there. I was tempted to buy one for my mom just because of how much she likes to salt her food.

ranwhenparked > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/10/2018 at 20:55

Maybe for a similar reason why so many people in my state have Confederate flag license plats, even though we were technically a northern state (we had slaves, but narrowly voted to stick with the union, so we count as northern).

DipodomysDeserti > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/10/2018 at 20:55

I see these in Arizona.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Chuckles
04/10/2018 at 20:56

I saw quite a few in NC, SC, Georgia and Florida and it makes sense there. A 2 door Wrangler or a Pickup with this sticker is the standard-issue Bro/Gal vehicle.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > ranwhenparked
04/10/2018 at 20:58

Those idiots’ ancestors probably even fought for the Union.

MrDakka > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/10/2018 at 20:58

Its actually referring to the fact that it’ll only be fit for David Tracy to drive in a few years due to all the salt on your roads. Sort of like a c’est la vie slogan for all your salt covered roads

jimz > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/10/2018 at 20:58

because people want to be different, just like everyone else.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/10/2018 at 20:58

Because road salt.

Honestly I hate these. Around here they’re typically found next to a 30A sticker.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > DipodomysDeserti
04/10/2018 at 20:59

the fuck? I mean Utah make sense kinda. Salt Lake City, Bonneville Salt flats and all that I guess?

Chuckles > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/10/2018 at 21:01

Every Jeep, Pickup, SUV, Crossover and Minivan had this. Basically anything non-car.

ranwhenparked > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/10/2018 at 21:02

Most likely, especially since a large part of the current population seems to be transplanted from Pennsylvania.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
04/10/2018 at 21:04

I haven’t seen them in a while now. I think it went the Ed-hardy clothes. Do people still wear Affliction clothing these days? They are the Tacticool shirt of choice.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/10/2018 at 21:08

30A? Oh wow I just discovered something new. Never seen one yet.

Ash78, voting early and often > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
04/10/2018 at 21:09

Don’t let everyone know about 30A! :D

bubblestheturtle > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/10/2018 at 21:10

I keep reading these as “Slut Life”. Not sure why.

Ash78, voting early and often > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/10/2018 at 21:10

There are so many of these, there are knockoffs for just about every college team or anything you can think of.

I still like Salt Life with a salt shaker.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > bubblestheturtle
04/10/2018 at 21:13

Kinja'd!!!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > bubblestheturtle
04/10/2018 at 21:19

I thought the same thing.

fhrblig > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/10/2018 at 21:21

I see a lot of them here in Colorado. I also see a lot of diving enthusiast bumper stickers. Do they know there’s no water here?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/10/2018 at 21:22

My sister had one on her Mariner when she lived in Minnesota, Because she’s a “Carolina gurl” at heart. Alone with a 311 decal, and a poi flower. All in pink. Along with pink seat covers, and pink steering wheel cover.